Going to a restaurant, having a good waiter/waitress, and tipping them 100+.
I made her cry.
And my sister got a free cheesecake out of it.
What a good night.
Wow.
Wow.
You are an amazing person.
Just… wow.
this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever
This movie is one of my favourites ever, for this and every scene with Frank in it.
(Source: mayablanca)
IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM
THAT IS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM
NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM
HIS FACE
And then the lady behind Justin just
“Damn white bitches”
(Source: popanddrugs)
The number of inches you leave my door open is the number of inches the depth of my knife will be in your chest
(Source: marypoppinthatpussy)
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them
